Monday, December 21, 2009

Crazy Man

There's a crazy man who lives in my house
He only comes out at night
He's unseen in the daytime light but
at nights he looks like me.

He hurdles the bed and scares the dog
He barks like a chicken and meows like a frog
I let him stay because he looks like me.
Besides I couldn't contain him if I tried

Crazy man, who are you
Why do you scream and rave
Crazy man, who are you
Give me my pillow you nave

Mailbox stew on the front lawn
Conversation with the neighbors, his boxers gone
Give me that knife you stupid brute
and stop mistaking the closet for the loo...

Crazy man, who are you
Why do you scream and rave
Crazy man, who are you
I think you were born in a cave

Don't wake me with showers at 5am.
Stop picking my belly button lint.
Where's the windshield wiper switch
Where the heck are we?

Crazy man, who are you
Why do you scream and rave
Crazy man, who are you
Why are you digging a grave?

What tha!...
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